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Stories from a man who fails to meet media expectations of what it means to be gay:
white, frivolous, over sexed yet sexless, shrill, single, stylish, a clown, unimportant, et al.
Sun 11/24/2002
Wearing green on thursdays means you�re gay
a good %^*# with a real man is all it would take to cure a lesbian.
a good %^*# with a real woman is all it would take to cure a fag.
abraham lincoln never lied.
all actors are gay.
all asians are good at math and science.
all women secretly want to be dominated by a strong man.
because there are no men involved, lesbians never have sex.
because there are no women involved, gay men have sex all the time.
being gay is a choice.
big hands and big feet mean a big schlong.
domineering mothers will make their sons gay.
eating green m&m�s will make you horny.
everyone in the sixties was a hippy.
everything was great in this nation until the sixties.
gay men are afraid of women.
gay men are incapable of having long term relationships.
gay men secretly want to be women.
homeless people choose to be homeless.
if an actor ever came out of the closet, their career would be ruined.
if you masturbate, you will go blind.
leaving the lights on in an empty room saves more electricity than turning them off.
lesbians are afraid of men.
lesbians hate men.
making the sign of the cross with your left hand means that you worship the devil.
most of our problems would be solved if could get rid of those illegal aliens.
no one walks in L.A.
openly gay men and women are national security risks because they might be blackmailed about being gay.
queers have to recruit people into their sick lifestyle.
smoking banana skins will make you high.
standing in the rain will give you a cold.
the earth is flat.
the stonewall riots were the first call for gay liberation.
there is no such thing as a bisexual.
trailer homes attract tornadoes.
trees are the largest source of pollution.
walt disney�s body is stored in a freezer underneath disneyland.
wearing green on thursdays means you're gay.
you can�t get pregnant the first time you have sex.
you will die of lead poisoning if you get stabbed by a pencil.
more later,
nico
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