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white, frivolous, over sexed yet sexless, shrill, single, stylish, a clown, unimportant, et al.

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Fives

aka: more stupid lists thrown together with an annoying theme

I think that the second title pretty much sums up the entry. I felt like posting, but had neither the time nor the energy to do something "real." Other than the five gimmick, there's no rhyme or reason to the subjects or order of the lists.

Go have at it:

5 sites I have been checking out recently (sans comments)

5 topics that I write about incessantly (without convenient links to convenient examples):

How I am in a mood (generally cranky, bleagh, funky, or just plain moody)

Dinner with Kristen or John(we all need to eat, so what of it?)

Seeing a movie (again with Kristen or John)

Complaining about the person seated next in a theater (argh!)

How I am not working in the garden (Gosh, I am annoying, aren't I?)

5 Japanese sodas/drinks I like (in no particular order):

Calpis water
Pocari sweat
Melon cream soda
Qoo Orange soda
Blood Orange drink

5 things I am likely to buy at Trader Joes:

Chewable Oranges & C (a weird name for Vitamin C)

Soy choriso & potato taquitos (taste good and unlike real choriso, your arteries wont harden by merely looking at them)

Mango antioxidant juice smoothie (more for the mango than for the antioxidant)

Trader's brand Edamane rice bowl (my usual generic brown bag lunch)

Lime flavored Juiceflow (a lime flavored ice pop. I've been told they make great margaritas. Never tried It, so I can neither confirm nor deny)

5 things I have never bought from Trader Joes (with a tip of the preverbal nib to a certain friend):

Guacomango salsa
Any of the Traders Brand coffee
Those huge, honking Bags of frozen shrimp
Frozen escargot appetizers
Pet food

5 things staff DOES NOT want to hear me saying when they pass my door:

"���Por Dios, why in the world would they (insert random idiotic act from anyone)!!!"

"���Aye Dios M�o!!!"

"Yes sir, I'll someone deal with that today."

"Yes ma'am, I'll have someone deal with that within the hour."

"(Insert random staff member name) DID WHAT????????"

5 television shows that I am likely to be watching this season:

Buffy
Enterprise
Scrubs
Smallville
Family guy, or was that canceled already?

5 most favorite food and drink (of the moment):

Mango flavored green tea with tapioca (I've been going to tapioca express a lot lately)

Cuban style roasted garlic chicken (with a side of fried plantains, yum!)

Salmon teriyaki on a bed of rice (Pacific salmon that is)

Cranberry-Pinapple juice (no reason other than I like the sharp flavor)

Blue crab with Pasta (another Yum)

More later,

nico

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