Stories from a man who fails to meet media expectations of what it means to be gay:
white, frivolous, over sexed yet sexless, shrill, single, stylish, a clown, unimportant, et al.

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-John is a morning person. I. Am. NOT.

-I loathe shopping for clothes, while John is a clothes hound.

-John has his Masters degree, while I only have a Bachelors.

-My idea of a good night out food wise is trying a new interesting looking restaurant (as long as it meets a strict criteria of appearing to be spotlessly clean). John�s idea of a good night out food wise is eating at a place we�ve eaten at dozens of times before (as long as it meets a strict criteria of having been consistently good in the past).

-John is a huge fan of Barbara Striesand and Patti Lupone, while I, well, I�d rather be listening to Laurie Anderson or Annie Lennox.

-My idea of a fun afternoon spent wasting time in front of the TV is watching old black and white movies I�ve probably seen before, John�s is watching old game shows from the 70�s on the Game Show network.

-John is a vegetarian, while I�ve been known to occasionally eat dead cooked flesh.

-I find Monty Python hilarious, while John finds them baffling.

-John wants to paint the bedroom in a couple of shades of blue, while I would prefer tans or browns.

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