Stories from a man who fails to meet media expectations of what it means to be gay:
white, frivolous, over sexed yet sexless, shrill, single, stylish, a clown, unimportant, et al.

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Stupid Lists

aka: Nico felt like posting something today, but didn't really feel like putting too much effort into it and it shows doesn't it?

It was very busy at work today. Stupidly busy. The kind of busy were I didn't get to eat lunch until nearly four in the afternoon and even then, I didn't actually get to eat my nuked frozen Trader Joe's rice bowl, because I had to help other people out and take several calls and act as translator since I was the only Spanish speaker at work today and other idiotic stuff.

Therefore, here are some stupid lists instead of a "real" entry. Enjoy. Or not.

Odd titles I almost used for assorted journal entries, but didn't:

That darn ghost sure loves slamming those those doors.
I guess my leg wasn't designed to move in that direction.
That's a whole lotta men you have there.
The one were much hilarity ensued.
My name is not Mary.

"Sexy" titles I considered using for Journal entries as a joke, but didn't:

Sexplosion
Sexstatic
Sextensive
Sexcetera
Sexarama

The most common search topics leading people here (with quick comments):

Dolphin sex (bestiality sites, ick)
Gay Huel Howser (no idea if he is or not, but yum)
Naked Scott Bacula (ditto on the yum)
Nude boy scouts (yes, all of them are all sex related)
Pasadena Craftsman Homes (except for this one)

The only comic books that I am making a point of trying to follow these days:

Akiko
Bone
Castle Waiting
Lucifer
Top Ten

Less common search topics (sans comments):

Transsexual Bars
Long Beach+Gay
Tupperware
Porn shops in the San Gabriel Valley
Farmers Markets

Television programs that I am looking forward to when the new fall season starts:

Buffy
Futurerama
uh...hmm.

Music of the week:

Old Laurie Anderson
Old KD Lang
Old Big Audio Dynamite
Old Art of Noise
(I'm going through an early eighties phase for some strange reason)

A few things that Drew learned about me when he was in Los Angeles:

I grumble in Spanish when other cars cut me off on the road.
Despite my hesitance at using profanity in this journal, I do swear in real life.
I don't mind it too much when it's hot. Uh, Dry Heat that is.
Despite owning tons of baseball caps, they always seem to be home when I need a hat.
I tease my friends mercilessly.

More later,

nico

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