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Stories from a man who fails to meet media expectations of what it means to be gay:
white, frivolous, over sexed yet sexless, shrill, single, stylish, a clown, unimportant, et al.
mon 10/14/2002
The one where nico loses it
Other people and why you should be reading them:
I enjoy Edwin�s writing, and besides, anyone who can produce stuff like this is worthy of following.
When I read Aiyla's entries, I see a city that I actually recognize as Los Angeles. One that has little to do with the safe stereotypical representations you tend to see in mass media.
Travis has interesting entries about his work, besides, he is a fan of Babylon 5, more than enough reason to read him at bitch and moan.
Drew is a major cutie. He's partially responsible for my becoming part of the gay boy online journalling masses. So blame him if you want, or send him kind messages telling him that good things are about to happen to him in career and life.
Send Mr. Gayfraud a message explaining in excruciating detail how his writing is just as fabulous as Sedaris.
Send many thanks to Kris Dresen for doing a new Max and Lily strip.
While you are at it with the E-mail, go tell Ursa that she's got the stuff. If you are a gay man, vaguely suggest that your adoration of her has a sexual undertone to it, which has caused you to question your sexual orientation. Go on, I dare you. I double dog dare you.
Once you do that, go check out some cute guys. Tell them they are attractive. Be coy, be a tease, or if that's too subtle for you, just send them pics of you at your seductive best. I find that holding up a sign saying "I want to be your sex puppy" works wonders.
Once you've displayed your naughty bits for all to see, go to Austin and fill Bryan's fridge with lots of tasty food. Offer your services as a nude maid as well while you're at it.
Tell this sweetie he's adorable and that his love bombs make you hot.
Go paint her toenails and worship her feet.
Give Ron a lusty wolf howl and and an offer of an extra special "massage."
Romance Marc with flowers, sweets, and exotically shaped pvc.
Beg Chay for photographs of his back side.
Release your inner S&M bottom and plead with TMB to tie you up and beat you with a hot wheels track. Who cares if he's not a leather daddy. Do your best to make him one!
Tell Bryan that your favorite fantasy involves him covered in whipped cream, you dressed as Fat Old Elvis, and his husband blindfolded and swinging a tennis racket!
You can do it. I know you can!
Do it now!!!
Now I say!!!
Now!!!!@#%FRihgfuiwopppppppppppppppp!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Management would like to take this opportunity to inform you that Nico has been restrained, dragged away from the computer, and chemically pacified in order to prevent further abuse of this online journal.
The Management wishes to publicly state that neither Nico, nor it, has, had, or will ever have any knowledge of the sexual proclivities of any of the people mentioned in this entry, and thus strongly advises you to not take part in any of the amoral wanton behavior which Nico suggested, as it more than likely will not be wanted, reciprocated, or appreciated.
The Management would like to you keep in mind that use of the words amoral or wanton was not meant to carry any moral judgment, especially if you in fact participate in such "alternate" sexual behaviors. It should be noted that the use of the word alternate in quotations also does not carry any moral judgment, value, envy, or any other questionable adjective.
The management wishes to acknowledge that the line "Tie you up and beat you with a hot wheel track," is not an original thought, and is in fact a poorly paraphrased quote from one or more issues of Los. Bros. Hernandez's Love and Rockets comic books. It appears that after all these years, Nico still has a subconscious admiration of Hopey.
The Management would like to remind everyone that neither it, nor Nico (a self avowed civil servant) has much by way of money, hence any demands for monetary compensation for pain and suffering caused by reading this entry will be ignored. However, in lieu of moneys, the Management is more than willing to threaten Nico with a hot wheel track until he writes you a personal apology.
Thank you.
Music:
The management does not waste time with such frivolities.
Want:
The management would not mind some comfy warm cocoa with little itty bitty marshmallows.
Elsewhere:
The management kindly suggests that perhaps this would be good moment to shut down your computer and take a nice nap.
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